I think the comedy of Nigerians is of a special brand
I think the comedy of Nigerian Christians is of a SPECIAL special brand.
Nigerians IN NIGERIA are celebrating HALLOWEEN???
Even Believers ooo!!!
Oooooh!!! * in my igbotic accent*
What is Halloween please?
Ok this is actually funny and because the next thing I want to say will come out REAL HARSH, I would SHUT UP!!!
Not without saying PLEASE stop copying!!!
Just friggin’ STOP
Everything AMERICAN is NOT cool.
And still speaking of which, I also cringe whenever I see a BELIEVER call herself
Leos are cool
And all such STUPID NONSENSE from the pit of hell!!!
Have you bothered to check the HISTORY of this nonsense before you jump on the bandwagon because IT SOUNDS COOL!!!
I am angry oooo!!! Very!!!
*infact, whipping out my Bro Paul hat*
Why are you bowing down to worship the stars!!!
Why so STUPID!!!
I was once stupid like you ooo. Yes if you have ever called yourself a SAGITTARIUS, YOU ARE/WERE STUPID!!! Back then in secondary school, I thought it was COOL. When I found out I was a ‘cancer chic’, ah, I started carrying horoscopes on my head.
I would check back and forth online about what would happen to me as a Cancerian this week/month/day, who I would meet, etc.
I even subscribed to one psychic Anita IN AMERICA who used to send various emails on what your star says.
Oh I was STUPID!!!
I would link everything that happened to me to what my stars say because…Cancer.
Then it got spiritual. I started having DREAMS of the psychic and all such scary things.
The Holy Spirit convicted me personally and I QUIT. I DELETED EVERYTHING and stopped associating my destiny with the stars. And moon.
Because…EVERYTHING IS SPIRITUAL!!!
When I see believers put it up, I want to SHAKE them but then again, I unlook.
Till I got this devotional from my friend and brother Wale. Yup same guy I featured here
He sends the most beautiful devotionals in story forms with deep lessons daily on bbm and also posts to Facebook and IG. Follow him @walejana
Please enjoy and be FOREVER CURED FROM YOUR STUPIDITY!!!
When Ify was looking for a boyfriend she was always eager to know what month his birthday was so she could check his horoscope. She was born in late October so according to the horoscopes she was a Libra and according to the horoscope calendar, those who are born in late May (Gemini) do best with Libras so for the next five years of her life, the only kind of men she dated were Geminis. To her surprise, none of the relationships worked out well even though the horoscope had said she was most compatible with Geminis.
She saw many of her friends marry the wrong signs and get along properly. It was only after her most recent heartbreak that she turned to God and began to read her bible. She flipped her bible open one morning and her eyes went to Deuteronomy 4:19 (NLT) And when you look up into the sky and see the sun, moon, and stars–all the forces of heaven–don’t be seduced into worshiping them. The LORD your God gave them to all the peoples of the earth.
Ify was shocked, she had no idea that a scripture like that existed. Ify had been a church goer all her life but she had been basing one of the most important decisions of her life on the constellation of the stars and the moon. She fell down on her knees and confessed her sins to God, she made up her mind that she would only base her decisions on what God said from that moment on. God honored Ify, 3 months later, she met the man of her dreams and his zodiac sign was totally wrong.
It has become a trend amongst Christians today to call themselves Aries, Saggitarius, Cancer, Leo, Taurus and all other names that God did not give them. Beloved, you are practicing idol worship and God hates it!
The bible says God gave the moon, stars and all the constellation to serve us! Why are you reducing yourself to the shape of a bull and a crab or a lizard when God said He created you in His image! There is no bull or goat or crab in you, what you have in you is God!
God breathed himself in you that’s the dimension at which you operate!
It is one of the subtle strategies of the end time the devil is using to lure people from Gods plan for their lives. Wipe that “Aries Chic” or “Leo Boss” caption off your Instagram and replace it with “Son of the Most High” or “Zion Chic”.
You carry God in you! May you have the results of God and not the result of a goat in Jesus name.
#AGratefulHeart #IncreaseOnEverySide #ThankYouJesus
My 20 year dream is to see the Gospel preached to a billion people through the social media. You too can be a social media evangelist, kindly share and repost this Gospel of Jesus Christ so that others can be blessed just like you have been blessed. Thank you for reading. Shalom
Oh I just LOVE Wales devotionals and I am sooo proud to be associated with him and his lovely wife.
So please ehn, dear Believer, don’t be quick to jump on the bandwagon. The devil is crafty, subtle and STUPID!!!
Always let EVERYTHING you do PASS THE TEST OF THE WORD OF GOD!!!
I don’t believe I was once proud to say I AM CANCER!!!
I mean, see the name sef. If somebody has cancer now, it will look as if God is wicked meanwhile na you confess am die…
Excuse me while I go cry at how stupid I used to be…
God loves yawl like crazzzzyyy
This is a BONUS post. Just decided to run it today after I had a convo with my dear friend and sister Suzanne
After my morning workout today