Thank.Full.E’… Part 1

This is how I would sign out of 2013. In as many series as I can, I would be saying my THANK YOUs.
I may not mention everyone but I will try. Yes including my FAB community right here. Especially the ones whose comments, mails and stuff get me grinning silly. I want y’all to know that beyond the counting comments, you too count!!!
If your name doesn’t make this cut, be patient… And forgiving too. Lol. There will be more parts!!!
This is my heart… From me to you… For all your love for E’. You guys make me feel so special and I feel super honored and humbled at the amazing testimonies y’all share with me about OUR blog.
Keeps me on my toes here. That I am a mentor to a lot of you, I don’t take for granted. That some of you call me ‘friend’ or even ‘sister’ I appreciate. Infact… No words. Just plain humbled. That this blog blesses you blesses me… Thank you!!!
In well, no particular order… Till the last name at least… (No it isn’t Aku m) Thank.Full.E’ Part 1!!!

Thank you to my baby girl Genevieve… Viive. I absolutely love you. You are so me at your age and your mails just tickle me pink. Too much energy. Too much drama. Love love love darling.

My darling Teniola… I frankly dunno what you see in me but my prayer is that all the good you covet, God will give you and much more, in this new year and beyond. Love you babe

(Top Viive, BL-Frances, BR-Teniola)
Ah the very amazing blogger who I hope to meet before her Law school year is up… Frances Okoro. You are a real virtuous woman (don’t pay any mind to the lying bastard devil). You are atgtrll that and more. Not in yourself but cos you have ur Sugar daddy behind you and I see you rep Him on your blog. Thanks for being a consisten FAB’er since you discovered my blog. Thanks for your love and very kind words. Bless up!!! Squeezy hug darling.

Bestie in my head… How Aku m and I laughed the day that mail dropped. Jenny darling. We really should meet (I don’t recall but were you the one I couldn’t meet that day…? So sorry boo. Don’t worry, I have plans 😉 for the FAB community ) I’m happy to inspire you. Let’s keep living the God kinda life jare. Love you sweerie.

Ah Lizzy!!! Elizabeth of life!!! Only God can reward you for me cos nothing I ever say or do will do!!! I am amazed as to how bankable and reliable you have been as a friend. And how selfless you are as a person. And I’m also amazed as to how you are respledently becoming a female Hon Patrick to us all. :p (couldn’t resist darling) Just know that as much as it depends on me, if there is anything I can do to make your life easier or better, I will do for you. One doesn’t make such sacrifices in your life and go like that. Thanks for all your input. Thanks especially for that ‘standing in the gap’ song you sent me one time. Thanks for sharing in my victories and my pains. You rock!!! Your husband and inlaws are so blessed to have you ( Calling the things that be not…). God bless you for me darling… Love. Love. Love much!!!

(Lizzie left and Priceless Right)
Priceless. Kathryn. Ah!!! Tz not just you but u and ur hubby I wanna celebrate. I recall one day Nnanna called me when I was just about to be over whelmed to tears with some wedding plans (the white this time). I know it was God that led him to call me cos I didn’t even tell him anything. He just said after asking me how the plans were going ‘my dear, the one you can do, please do. The one you can’t do, leave. It won’t stop you from being married…’And he prayed a prayer that God answered (You gotta call me for that in camera lol). Then kathryn…aside from being a healthy christian friend whose company is always uplifting and enriching, u know how to give me good counsel… Recall the dreads advice. I was going to take off my dreads before the wedding cos… Well long story. We met in church as I left the ladies and when I told her, she COMMANDED me not to try it and gave me great counsel. Then she made me get a ‘sexier’ lingerie than I had and went ahead to also gift me one incase I didn’t buy what she said and gave me some ‘rated 18+ counsel’. Let’s just say you have a special place in Aku m’s heart looooool. Thanks for all the company too darling. You have become a sister. Meeting you this year coloured my world beautiful. You know you gotta work that your blog more in 2014 yeah… Love you girl…

Ify Chime. The one and only Peace +++ Ify. How I await your comments. You have some of the best points and prayers. And to think you are one of those super women… Three kids, B.sc and M.sc in the bag, fantastic career, lovely home and pretty face with an even prettier heart… Nne if we weren’t good I woulda been beefing you ooo. Thanks for all your true love for all things FAB and E’. Ify who I have never met sent me a wedding present too. Hian!!! Nne, you are just a ROCKstar. Love you too much.

Giantsparkle… I loved your perseverance in stealing into a special place in my heart. Much as we are half namesakes, you still did some work to enter my life. Tz a good thing you did… Good for me. Good for you. I don’t even know the words to say!!! What will I say to your love abeg?!?! Good thing you are here for the long run!!! You are an absolute TEN. Hopefully we will attend a wedding under two years (if you are ready) and I will be very there dancing you into this wonderful world. Love you girl. And thanks for being this sweet lovely sister to me.

(Giant sparkle in orange. Berny with me)
Berny baby!!! Pharm berny. You got me tearing up in church on Sunday as we chatted. You have the sweetest way of reminding me of why I should blog. You remain one of my biggest cheerleaders. I recall the day you walked up to me in the library in Imoran to say how my blog had been a blessing. You still haven’t stopped. God bless you for me berny. And rest assured you and yours are in my prayers. We just can’t stop testifying now can we? Hope your dance is ready ooo… You must beat Oga ooo!!! Love you girl and from the depth of my heart, thank you!!!

One plus!!! Actually make that THE 1plus. Nne eh, both you and your blog need to be kidnapped and put in my house. Lol. Discovering your blog from Inthe’s was like gold. Then that lovely post you did for me. May men always celebrate you in embarassing but very welcome ways. Love you girl and thanks for the amazing gift of 1!!! We will be there when another 1 joins to make 1 too looooool.

Ah and I have to lump this four mamas together!!! Drum roll for @Naijawife @Inthemidstofher @marriagebydbook @anafricandiva. I had to use their twitter handles cos I want you to follow them. Amazing married women who write and tweet biblical truths esp on relationship. I have learnt a lot from you ladies. Even when you are being naughty. Just African diva is not anon. The rest are. They are gold on twitter. Our convos are super hot!!! We should totally package them and sell looool. Thank you Inthe for an amazing LIVING blog. For all those DMs and emails. Loooool. Thank you NW for having this dramatic life that teaches us life lessons. Exciting Christian, that’s who you are. Here’s to more random ‘hey’ or ‘yo’ DMs. Mbdb, you know where we meet now. Your blog is another gold. Here’s to more wisdom for the new year. And the diva herself, those articles on Vine. I still need an address ooo. Need to deliver this hug in person. May the wisdom God has given you all esp in the aspect of relationships last forever. Amen. Group hug ladies. With extra smooches. And NH, you know you are boss right? Twale Sir!!! Keep up the amazing work on NH.

Bella girl, you dunno what that blog did for me ooo?!?! Was that me you put right after my pastor kingsley? Me??? As in E’… You made my morning Bella Mayei. I just discovered your blog so I’m looking forward to more of you in 2014. Be mentioning me on twitter ooo. Thanks girl. You must be a super amazing person.

And some amazing people in the #LA137 fam. Tho I dropped out (after I explained to Ike) the fire of bible study was ignited in me from our study. Signet seal, you are a real star!!! Ur analysis were real. Eloxie!!! Lemme not lie darl, if we weren’t cool, I for dey beef you ooo. You seem like one of those girls that any prospective inlaw would love… Prim and Proper, british, reserved, deep, and a beautiful Christian sister. Plus you know how to just tweet the lovelies things at me and drop super sweet comments. I suspect that if I cut a bit of you, you would be real sweet to taste. Lol. Sweetheart, I love you and I really hope to sit for a drink with you sometime this new year… Deal?

Salsera… I love that you take my blog very seriously. Thanks for that lovely email to clarify things. It will reflect when I write it. Thanks for regularly commenting. I look forward to your comments. Love you hun…

Tannie my darling.
This one is a God-sent. She is as naughty as she is lovable.

I wish you didn’t miss this wedding ooo. Thank you for your hand in friendship. Thanks for being such a blessing to me this year I met you. Bless you darling. Your’s is this year abi? By God’s grace we will be there. Love you girl.

Osibomu and Zi. One a secondary school friend and the other Uni. But they drop insightful comments on my blog that bring a new slant to things. That’s what they have in common hence my putting you girls together. I always look forward to reading your comments. Thanks for not making them scarce. Please make them even more regular in 2014. Love love love.

Somsom darling. Your testimony on my blog this year still resonates. I love how it blessed lives. May you have more to share with us this new year and may we all who celebrated you continue to testify too. Thanks for sharing baby. And you know tz love I got for you…

(Som on the right, Jioke on the left)
My Starship!!! I am just watching you!!! Hope you got shades on ooo. I see too much brightness in your future!!! Jioke, you are an absolute star (somehow u and Eloxie strike a similar chord in me). Thanks for accommodating me when I relocated temp to Abuja when all you knew of me was just my blog. Thanks for being a real virtuous woman indeed. Thanks for reppin’ our Sugar daddy very well. And thanks in advance cos you will remember me in your kingdom and I won’t have to fill form to see you oooo…. And this is me envying that blessed man who is your very own!!! Love you round the world and back… Wish I could give you a real hug right now!!! Ugh

Marysemako, Mary darling!!! I can’t wait to meet you so that you can give me all the hugs and kisses you send to me on a regular. You must be a real joy… Thanks for letting my blog be a blessing to you and thanks for letting me know always. I appreciate you more than you know b… More. Love you girl!!!

Worship and swag AND Cannime, my late discoveries on 2013. Good thing I discovered you girls. We go rock 2014 yeah? Shout out to you girls for all the love you show me in the comments section.

My Booski My Booski. *singing No one be like you…* Nobody else can be my booski. Nne, do you see God at work in your life? Aren’t you in awe?!?! Won’t I be justified to beef you? How can you be so blessed?!?! *beefing you jor* loooooool.
Me I am looking at you transform before my very before and I can’t even keep up. You say you learnt from the best abi? Nne, you are beating the best ooo. I almost can’t believe you Dumebi. You see eh, 2014 I am sticking to you even more. You may need to start teaching me some of the things you say I taught you. Looooooool. My girl. My bestie. My Booski. Clearly 2013 was our year. The girl didn’t love me alone and adopt me as a sister, she got her parents to adopt me as the other daughter they didn’t have and her brothers too. That’s intense ooo. And this is a special shout out to mommy dearest. Thanks for also reading my blog. Hugs and kisses. And thanks for the beautiful gift of Booski!!! My darling, we will bury the devil even deeper in this new year!!! Bloody loser. He messed with the wrong set of girls…

*evil laugh*
My Booski… Words can’t express my love but since tz just words I have, I LOVE YOU baby!!! Thank you for a fantastic year. Distance was absolutely NO barrier!!! And if you end up in Abuja with me, I promise, I won’t complain. And please don’t bother, you will get pregnant before me. I don’t mind. Enjoy and leave me alone oooooooo!!! *askor*

To my 5crushes in DCC. This is the point I bring out my tissue. *sniff sniff*
Diche, Eky, Charming Onyinye, Adaora and Blessing.

If anybody told me that a whole month would go by and I won’t receive a hug from either of you, I won’t have believed.
They generously donated hugs to me. Infact, we would chat and prepare for the hug the next service day loool.
Diche, Diche… Thank you. I miss you sha… Chai!!! Love you big *wailing*
Ada… Who will squeeze me like you please? Who? *sniff* Ada Ada!!! Blessed woman. Obviously!!! Love you too much
Eky… I am seriously looking for your wings. Angel you are!!! Confirmed!!! How someone will always be looking for a way to bless you as if we are dating beats me. Eky, God bless you for me.
Blessing!!! How I miss seeing you sing heavens down. Or just shamelessly coming over for a hug everytime.
Onyi the super charming lady. Mommy to be. Can’t wait for the charming princess to be born. Onyi would read my blog then ping me privately for gist lol.
I miss y’all mega. But I’m thankful for the love you guys show me and especially the hugs!!!
This is too emotional to write. And I’m sure it is really long as I am just typing away on my bb without checking.
My last (for this part one) person was supposed to be the one man I am proud to call DADDY who has been such a HUGE blessing to me that I can never get tired of mentioning and loving up on him. If you are a regular FAB’er, you should know him. I am too drained emotionally to do a befitting thank you so I’ll roll it over to the next. I have to be alert to write about him…
Ok three announcements before I run along…
I am a guest blogger on Chioma Chuka’s blog today on her #31days31Writers series. I attempted to chronicle my 2013 there. http://t.co/UUOQgoi4Xd You should check it out and drop a comment too.
I love how God gives us various pieces of a puzzle to solve and how the pictures come together nicely. That’s the crux of this Post I want you to read from JustUsGirlsNaija http://t.co/3h4ew8OoQT Yup tz my Pastor’s totally fabulous blog. The post blessed me so much and I took over the comments section looool.
Then my January series on 31F.A.B.Voices…Testifying!!! Wow!!! I have 10 already. I hope I haven’t missed anyone’s own ooo. Please send to ONLY ajaeroeziaha@gmail.com
Don’t forget to attach a picture.
Then please don’t mix it up!!! I see some are mixing it up… You may wanna re-read the article here first http://t.co/TxTDDgLZJS
Please write on plans for 2014 not how 2013 went. Also try and make it very rounded.., both the serious stuff and the fun stuff. 🙂 You can write not more than 1000 words (I upped it from the initial 500)
Still expecting more so send asap!!!
I am so excited at the plans most of y’all have. Together, we will!!!
Thanks y’all. Much love!!!
And merry merry Christmas eve darlings!!! Hope you are done shopping ooo? Loool. I am so done so tz going to be a real happy holiday for me. And Aku m. Yay!!!
Happy holidays too

Hugs…
E’

FOUR MORE YEARS… I’ll tweet to that…

Original Black African Managing America… that’s O.B.A.M.A

A darling friend tweeted this…


I mean, who wouldn’t love Obama… yeah I know some don’t but deep in their hearts they do ooo… hehehe
But the silly girl is NO MORE darling seeing as she tweeted this too… JELOXXY…


I don’t like Mitt’s name… It sounds like a rat’s name…. I HATE RATS… But Romney is a great guy… He brought out the BEST in Michelle Obama. But this is not about Mitt. Tz about THE OBAMAS…


Gosh the love that woman has for her husband. Such support…

See all her sensible noise on twitter during the campaigns. She campaigned on and off twitter. See all her travels. Faithfully standing beside the one man she has stood beside for so many years through upon and downs… I just love Michelle.

(yeah yeah, you can say that AGAIN)

Interestingly, I have been severally compared to Michelle Obama even before I started paying any major mind to her. Was chatting with my pearl yesterday and her and her onu ojo said the people comparing me to her are blind, and that I must be the only one in my circle of friends that sees well. Pearl is a rabbit walahi… But I love you Sug… Ok back to Michelle…

When the families joined on stage during the victory speech, at some point the way she hugged her husband from the back was just amazing… AMAZINGLY LOVING…

Trust me, I love LOVE STORIES ANYDAY… That is why I love the first family. Such love that radiates among them…Oh my!!! And some people still don’t think two girls is the way to go… I am even nice enough to wanna have a boy… Abeg two girls is the way to go ooo. Twin girls. But I digress…

 

Back to OBAMA… So Pearl hit me up this morning and said oh my twin’s hubby has won and all that… see the convo that happened.

Seriously Pearl needs to go check the brand of weed she is smoking… Tz hardly premium… :p
Allow me to say this, those that were tweeting stuff like how does this affect the price of tomato in the market and did he come to Nigeria, blab la bla… He visited small Ghana and not Nigeria… please SHUT UP… MECHIONU rere ere This same people tweet champions league like mad oooo… Like ManU gives a hoot about them… Seriously peeps gotta stop being ignorant. The results of US elections affect practically the whole world. Took time to check twitter out… Obama was trending at number one in Nigeria and many other countries and of course worldwide. Even the elections too. TT NUMBER ONE worldwide… YOU SHOULD CARE…you should friggin’ care…

And like this tweet above says…Even if you don’t care, leave us that care and chew and swallow your beef… Yes chew slowly and swallow… (hahaha FGS wink)
I wanted to listen to his speech cos I knew I would increase and improve my vocab…I did… And confidence too

OBAMA anyday makes a great orator… And he didn’t disappoint. No slouching, no reading something printed…. All from his sweet little head, (while thinking of his wifey I guess)…

Gosh, this family just rocks… Esp Michelle my twinee


Meanwhile, I do find it funny that Obama aged incredibly in these past four years… Oh my!!! See grays ooo…

I saw this happen. Curiously In Nigeria though, the pot bellies just get rounder… SMH… But my twine Michelle Obama got really pretty… and prettier… yeah I see the stress but she just glowed… I guess that is what happens when you have a real man… And the girls Sasha and the other one (sorry I keep forgetting my nieces’ name), they have grown into ADORABLE BEAUTIES… I saw them this morning and I’m like GOD BLESS MICHELLE… Yes oooo for me. It is all about Michelle. Eat your heart out… eat slowly and swallow… hehehe…


And on a lighter note err, this one wey jay Z dey support Obama, plus bey and Ivy blue, we can now all unanimously agree that OBAMA IS A CONFIRMED ILLUMINATI *straight face*

Beyonce’s writing though.. Still loh her BIGGEST… Don’t care for Jay tho…
Twitter is just crazy… please enjoy some of my top tweets from twitter… I am just glad I was home at my parents when this happened. If I was back in Ibadan, I sure would have been a confirmed LASTMA… Cos I would be in the library, or with my supervisor. No time to tweet or watch AJE… Today, I am tweeting from popsie’s laptop and watching AJE happy to be a part of this historic moment…

And wham NEPA strikes… Gosh, don’t these people know today should be an ALL LIGHTS DAY… Obama won DAMMIT… Ok the TWEETS heheeh… Last before the tweets, imagine auto correct trying to suggest alts for the name OBAMA… biko I promptly added it to dictionary… OBAMA should be in the English, Spanish, French, Italian, German, etc dictionary… of course AMERICAN too… LOVE THAT DUDE…
Ok the tweets, Eziaha sha SMH… Enjoy…

Yeah there are more but i am tired jor… You can follow me on twitter for more @eziahaA

I wish him all the best. It can’t be easy running a country like the USA… He is not perfect. But he can do the job… So all ye Republicans biko throw your support behind this dude God has chose inugo?

Today is the day that OBAMA won again… Today is the day that the LORD has made, again…

Stay inspired,

Muah…

E

PS; I am home for a family meeting. Myparents are gonna be away for a while so they called us all together…I did not like that i was tricked home before my other sibs who come in later today… But i guess God wanted me to see this OBAMA WIN LIVE… Chioma Chuka wants me to blog about the meeting. I will bring snippets… Ajaero family has drama FUJI house ain’t got nothing on us… I have been laughing in advance since yesterday night… i have an idea of the topic of discussion. My sisters kept calling me last night that i should rep them at the meeting jare and not make them fly down home. Dem never start. They must be here… Momsie can like meeting sha… SMH… That woman, love her to bits… FAMILY ROCKS jare…

Once upon a DEMON…. Seriously

Ladies and Gentlemen… there is a Writer’s demon!!!!  No I don’t mean Writer’s block ooo.. DEMON. The kind that hinders progress… I don’t think it is of the Devil though cos the Devil is super powerless where I am… I think it may be from my Village, My classmates or even one Supermarket I stopped going to… But regardless of location and direction, it has been very effective on me… This demon has stopped me from updating this blog since LAST YEAR… kai!!!! The funny thing about this demon is that it lets you write out blog posts and articles in your head but when you choose to put pen to paper or fingers to keyboard/keypad as is the case here, it just DEMONIZES and paralyzes you. I’m sure some of you think I AM KIDDING abi? You won’t understand. If only you could read all the amazing hilarious articles that I have written in the past 3months….

Anyways the good news is that I have been exorcised of that Demon!!!1 Hallelujah! I am not even sure how that testimony happened but today March 18, 2012, at precisely 2.230pm, I had this breather from school and chose to come back home and stretch leg for a few hours before going back to school. And in between tweeting about my ‘unlike’ for Dbanj with Babatunde Omotoye (please dbanj fans spare me ooo)

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and chatting with Oladayo my darling on bbm J and calling a certain annoying sweet Client, I decided that I was going to type this article and update my blog. I don’t even know what came over me… Maybe my momsie who absolutely has NO idea about the demon was praying for me… Saying precisely what the picture below says though I am so sure I am not stupid sha

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Or maybe it is because of the fact that my dear friend and fellow blogger Chioma chuka asked me rather seriously if I had sold my blog?

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Oh God and Chioma uploads her own blog like every day… I am so freaking jealous… Verastic too… Both of them are like my two fave bloggers who actually give us chronicles of ‘goings-on’ in their lives… Not just entertainment gist…

Or maybe it is the fact that my site meter shows that people still visit my blog occasionally even when I am not writing to see if I have updated it… that is just super sweet.

Or if it is the fact that my dear friend Fisayo Lana keeps telling me how much of an amazing writer I am and how with consistency I would floor Linda Ikeji easily… That sounds good sha… I also hope to floor her in the money making department tehehe…

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Also my two biggest Fans Chynn and Temilola… kai u girls are sweethearts…

Or maybe it is the fact that almost everyone that has ever read me or heard me read out a Lecture or Term paper usually falls off their seat awe stricken about how good I am… Sometimes they even insist on autographs… *shrug*

Or maybe it is also the fact that I have this new writing gig for a fashion Company that would require me churning out a certain number of articles frequently for the company so I figured I better get my own Blog up and running again too… Boy! Am I looking forward to that…

Seriously ladies and gentlemen, I don’t even know how the demons were exorcised. I just know that I just jumped off my bed, got to my Study table, got out my Notebook and started typing…

And I even wanted to blog about my last TERRIBLE encounter at the dental clinic but as I started typing, I realised that I would be better off sharing my testimony about how the Writer’s demon was exorcised… whoops-de-deoooooo…

I do hope it is a permanent testimony. I rebuke every Demon, witch or Wizard that would ever want me to only write articles in my head and not let mankind be blessed with my writing skills…

Oh I forgot one particular reason which might actually be THE reason the demon got exorcised…

My MONEY IS IN THIS BLOG SO I HAVE TO GET IT UP TO SHAPE and only then can I introduce all my bright money making ideas… Money???!?!!!! Everly a Motivator…

Seriously though, I hope to be more regular having broken the jinx already. God helping me…

Thanks to EVERYINE for remaining faithful even when I have been unfaithful… You Guys can actually campaign to be gods or something…. Tehehe…

Have a fabulous week darlings and don’t stop speaking and confessing the right words cos the Devil has got his mouth going with curses and we gotta get ours going too with blessings…

Hugs and Kisses…

Your Fabulous Black Sister